Eyenie and I went to elementary school together. She is so damn cool.
So Eyenie is that rare creature - a really beautiful woman who's utterly un-selfconscious. She's a smarty too.
Somehow our mouths got messed up in this picture, so I cropped it. My teeth looked strange and yellow. That's right -- it was the camera's fault.
The irony is she could probably kick Chris's ass.